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Jebbal
I've been browsing NG since 2001, finally got around to creating an account in 2005! After that, I pooped.

Joey @Jebbal

Age 32, Male

Aquatics Supervisor

Cleveland State University

Ohio

Joined on 1/27/05

Level:
29
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8,770 / 9,340
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4,140
Vote Power:
7.02 votes
Rank:
Staff Sergeant
Global Rank:
1,301
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1,601
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5,245
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Bronze
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1
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232
Gear:
2

You know that I am called the Count
Because I really love to f**k
Sometimes I sit and f**k all day
Sometimes I get carried away

I f**k slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started f**king it's really hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could f**k forever, f**k until I drop

1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
I love f**king
Whatever the amount!
1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
That's the song of the Count!

I f**k the spiders on the wall,
I f**k the cobwebs in the hall,
I f**k the candles on the shelf,
When I'm alone, I f**k myself!

I f**k slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started f**king it's really hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could f**k forever, f**k until I drop
1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
I love f**king!
Whatever the amount!
1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
That's the song of the Count!

Couldn't have said it better myself! Thanks for keeping it G rated by the way!

JebbaL's profile: Always family-friendly. Always.

lol new bonk song!

BONK!

Wussup bitch.

What! How did you get in here?

Hahahahahhaa! Loved the count's song!

Isn't it great?? hehe hohoho! Merry Christmas!

OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS! Language is bad though.

I fuck slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster!

LMFAO!!

You can tell...

It made my day xD

Yay!

Making peoples' days is what i do =D

your latest song is amazing

Thank you so much! =D

Grats on top 30... =)

Thank you kind sir, grats on winning the superbowl =)

hey there sweet thang

Well hey there cutie pie ;)

It didn't take me too long at all to respond!