Jebbal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[-Rising Sun- [MAC 2008]]

I CAN'T......FEEEL......MY LEGS!!!!

Instantaneously the first chord struck, sweeping my legs out from underneath me. Needless to say, I fell on my face. When I regathered myself and managed to get back on my feet, I realized something. Its not what is on the outside that counts, but rather what lies just on the exterior. At a glance, this song is nothing more than a pair of cardboard houses. You really need to just clear your thoughts and let your mind openly wander, accepting of all things beautiful and silver plated. Plated silver, that is. I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable, but I want you and only you. It seems to me that a whole spectrum of frequencies are displayed here. Good thing too, 8 of my 10 fingers and thumbs get hostile when the lower frequencies are nowhere to be found. You can tell when a song is in need of those rumbling lows because my reviews usually look something like this:

ThE H ERE klower rjSDFREQUANUNCES!!!!!! HWwy tsiddnt you put thatem nore more in there@!!!?!????

And it will be summarized as something like "SSSSJSJSJSJSJSJS"

Obviously not the case here though! As soon as the song started I had a panic attack and wrote the first thing that came to mind in the summary line. Then, out of fiery anger, I rated the song an "X No Stars". Luckily I was able to change that later after recovering and coming to my bitter sweet senses.

In conclusion, this is a gorgeous piece of music. You were going for a euphoric feeling, and I'd say you n...n-n........naeei-an.....NAIDL....
..N-N-N-D-n-n-..asha.....NA-nailed it. Whether or not you become rich and famous off this song... I could care less. JebbaL still <3 Gloudas, and JebbaL still <3 neutrals. Now gimme kiss.

Nice work!

Gloudas responds:

I have no idea what just happened. Did we just do it?

But in all cereal, that was an excellent review, and suffice to say, I orgasm'ed multiple times while reading it. I wouldn't be surprised if porn companies start selling that review to the masses. So god damn hot.

[Sound of Goodbye (Nvr Finish)]

you you you!

This song made me jizz out of my ears! Its everywhere!! You sonofabitch! You asshole! You bastard!

Hey now, this is what I llamar trance. You're trancin' it up fo' sho' and I have nothing negative to say. I like what you've done, it makes me sad that you're computer is such a bitch! Get crackin' on this shitto mix pronto boy, and have it fixed and finished by sundown!

Keep it up!

heartless1298 responds:

Hahahaha thanks a lot dude!

[zelda shitty acapella-Instinks]

lol

Well it's fun to listen to! Having some trouble with those high notes? ;)

hahahahha

Instinks responds:

Rofl yeah im gonna try to find alternitives to sounding like retard on those high notes they make me shitty for the rest of the song too. Plus they make me breath super hard after them oh well on going project lols thanks for the review

-=Instinks=-

[Brando - First Ever song!]

asdasd!!!

Ahhhh! I don't like it! Make it stop!

Dj-Brand0 responds:

Awww.. T__T c'mon cant u take some amature work :]
lol

[Back in Time]

holy kablowy!!

You're on a role! I love it! Oh boy if you can keep pumping out songs like this, Back in Time is going to turn out to be one heck of an album. Can't wait to hear what's next! :)

Nice!!!!! Even more of a fan than I already was! 5'd and downloaded of course

SkyMarshall responds:

You think so? I feel pressure raining down in the horizon. Yeah but I'll try to keep up what Ive always done ... and see where it takes it all. Im at least damn glad you and some other people like what I did here. Thanks a lot man=)

[I'm wondering]

hmmmmm

This song and I are becoming best friends. I thought you should know as soon as possible. I hope it doesn't change anything between you and your musical productions. Please don't hate me for this.

Shan83 responds:

lol! ;D
what do you mean really??? if you like it, then....that's great, and I won't hate you at all ;D
instead I will thank you for your generous vote and I wish you a great 2009!!
take care!! :)
x

[Till the End of Crime 3]

waaaalllllleeeeeeeeeee

I love you

MadCow responds:

lmao. it is about time someone recognized my genius. this is all synth.

[The Funky Jam]

sadasdasdasd

This reminds me of a game like Mario Kart. I can see it all now. Its the last lap of Frappe Snowland 2. Toad's gaining fast on you! He's got a star! There's only one way out of this one! You've got to turn around and complete the race backwards. Its just the only way. Once you've unlapped all your laps and finished you're 3 backwards laps, its time for a victory lap. You know why? Its because you are the grand champion. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise, especially not Toad. Toad got last place and that's that. While we're on the subject of racing, I'd like to discuss hydrothermentation techniques with you. The easiest way, obviously, is to use a pot of water on a hot stove. Thermentating things with H2O has never been so easy! You can stick anything you want in there! Carrots, Beef, Pasta, Rice, I mean ANYTHING! You know what will happen? It will cook! It will get hot and cook! And the best part is you can eat it! Unless it turns a greenish brown-grey color. I'd leave it alone if that's the case. Maybe call poison control. Let's not worry about that, though. It's highly unlikely! Other ways to hydrothermentate things.... Oh! The beach on a hot, hot day! Warm ocean water can do the trick! Why do you think the fish spend so much time in there! IT'S COMFORTABLE! There's just no doubt about it! I'll fight the opposer!

Meet Fred the Flamingo. I guess you could say its not his day. You know what happened to Fred today? First of all, he's not pink. That didn't happen today, though. Today, he slipped on some peanuts and the government canceled his tax deduction. Talk about a major bummer! Flupert was flying around up in the sky. Just so you know. You do know who Flupert is, right? He's an imaginary dragon. He's awesome! He flies around! What more is there to life? That's exactly what I'm trying to say.

I like your use of the piano in this song! Hey! The piano is a musical instrument played by means of a keyboard that produces sound by striking steel strings with felt covered hammers. Its just a fun fact! The piano is widely used in Western music for solo performance, ensemble use, chamber music, and accompaniment. It is also very popular as an aid to composing and rehearsal. Although not portable and often expensive, the piano's versatility and ubiquity have made it one of the most familiar musical instruments. It is sometimes classified as both a percussion and a stringed instrument. According to the Hornbostel-Sachs method of music classification, it is grouped with Chordophones. The word piano is a shortened form of the word pianoforte, which is seldom used except in formal language and derived from the original Italian name for the instrument, clavicembalo col piano e forte. This refers to the instrument's responsiveness to keyboard touch, which allows the pianist to produce notes at different dynamic levels by controlling the speed with which the hammers hit the strings.

Overall, this is a fantastic song! It makes me feel happy :)

Make more like this! Nice work!!

Shan83 responds:

OMG! this is by far the most funny, weird but interesting comment I have ever got! :D thank you for it and for the vote ;)
Mario Kart... I played it once !! if my song reminded you of those scenes, then that's great!! ;D now I'm also picturing in my mind Mario running and Toad getting the last place XD LOL!!!
cool . YES!
x

[Eclipse [Apoptygma Tribute]]

hmmmm

I'm surprised this isn't more popular! Its good stuff! Best song you've released since Forever Gamer :)

Nice vocal work, your voice fits the song perfectly.

Great! Fantastic! You've done it! Spectacular!

SkyMarshall responds:

Everytime the score approaches 4.40, it mysterously drops like hell :p Strange things going on in here!

Anyway, thanks for the 10 man! Glad you like what I did here.
Awesome review. (as always)

[Light Aura FULL MIX]

wooo

Now that's what I call teamwork! Team, huddle together for warmth!

What a bunch of sexy men.

Nice job everyone!

Kr1z responds:

hihi thanks :)